Louis

Louis is freaky. Not in the cool scandalous way. The way where if you saw him across the street you'd think it was some defected mole. Run while you can. A Louis might run with you so be quick! Louis is okay sometimes ig.

p1- is that a lab rat
p2- not its Louis!

Danny

Danny will be the best person you have ever met. He will be there and be your best friend. Until he decides he's had enough of you! Then he will act like you never existed and still don't. Now to Danny the only difference between you and rock is the rock could make a good present. If you ever meet a Danny good luck babe.

p1-My best friend forgot our whole friendship
p2-oh why
p2- oh he's a Danny.

alexi

the twinkliest Twink in the world nobody can compete. If I signed up for a zest fest and saw Alexi walk through the door id kms on the spot. Not even the sweet. snack of Twinkies can compete with brotha

p1- are u gonna win the zest fest
p2-oh yeah
(Alexi walks in)
p2- fml