doggy style

(adj.) a style of or as if a dog would do; the technique of a dog; doggy fashion

1.hey ma look at me! im eatin my dinner doggy style

2.i love having sex doggy style

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code of chivalry

a code used by knights to be brave in battle, fight fairly, keep promises, defend the Church, and treat women of noble birth in a courteous manner

be courteous!!! use the code of chivalry

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tourist

foreign visitors who come to see popular sites and attractions... but are often side-tracked by even simpler things... (a telephone pole, a school bus, a bird, a sandwich) signs of their attraction towards native features: accessive photographing, pointing of fingers

Tourist guide: Here we have an active volcano... it's called Killa wayyah...
Tourist: Umm excuse me!
Tourist guide: Yes ma'am?
Tourist: What's that thing you're holding in your hand?
Tourist guide: this? this is a sandwich, it would be my lunch
Group of Tourists: OoOoooh! Ahhhh.... (snapshots)
Tourist: May i have a taste?

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