Fielding

one with an unusual attraction to bathtubs, sheep, and yanks, sometimes all three at the same time, if woolen waterproof lingerie is available.
ironically bad at sport, with no muscle mass whatsoever, the fielding attemps to pride itself on its muscular mass, a factor which is in fact non-existent, makibng him a bit of a bellend.
also known for overactive sex life, mostly revolving around the use of whips and chains as sexual stigmata.

what a FIELDING!

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