savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

organ-spasm

A mind-blowing, earth-shaking orgasm so intense that you never forget it. It must be something of a religious experience as most people shout, "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!".

Holy crap Jessie can give great head. That was an organ-spasm I'll never forget.

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leg hound

1. a male dog the humps your leg
2. a young man with a powerful sex drive that will fuck anybody, anything, anytime, anywhere.

1. What could be more awkward than meeting your girlfriends parents with their damned leg hound humping and nutting on your shin.

2. Jesus Shawn! I can understand fucking an fag-hag like Jamie but did you have to fuck her buddy Travis too?

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thunder-chicken

1) youth who masterbaits so violently that he shakes the building

2) gay slang for a well built (gay) adolescent. Presumably a jock.

1) Max was such a thunder-chicken that I just had to leave the dorm room until he was done jerking off. It just wasn't safe on the top bunk.

2) Tom's years as a gym rat paid off. He's 17 now and such a thunder-chicken that he has all the old queens fawning over him.

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a blow

A rest or break- used by Southern football coaches. Somewhat archaic.

Joe! Get in there and give Terry a blow at linebacker. He's missed three tackles in a row.

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lunker

An enormous turd left in an unflushed toilet.

Oh my Gawd Shawn? Did you leave this lunker in the toilet? It's got to be at least 17 inches.

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try-sexual

A young guy that is such a horn dog that he will try most anything sexual.

My buddy Shawn is a try-sexual: he fucked his girlfrind Mandy and her fag-hag buddy Travis.

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