Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Priyanka

a small intelligent girl who keeps quiet and seems to be innocent, but in reality isn’t. once you get to know her, you find out she’s not only a thot for boys in the top ten, but also a huge thot for drama. since she doesn’t need to study or pay attention in class, she spends her time stalking people and lurking for tea. she loves listening to people talk about drama, but try to talk to her about anything else and she’ll brutally ignore you. although, once a month she might show some affection.

“did you hear that small brown girl talking about james qu?”

“yeah, that was priyanka, she’s always talking about boys in the top ten”

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