turd fisherman

A man with a long penis. The unfortunate event of having a dick so long, that it goes for a swim when you're taking a crap

Being a circus sword swallower by profession, Elise wasn't after just any old bloke, she wanted a genuine turd fisherman.

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reggie

An Australian. Derived from reject.

I'll tell you, this bloody pub is being taken over by reggies. Seems like every reggie around snaps up a working-holiday visa and tramps over here to pour us beers.

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