dickie

The correct term for when a person takes a dick pic.

Jessica: Josh just sent me a snap.
Sarah: Open it!
Jessica: Oh my gosh it's a dickie.

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moved the needle

When a man is aroused.

Friend 1: Man, check this out
Friend 2: Yeah man, that moved the needle

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Figfu

Short for figure it the fuck out.

Boss: Hey I need you to do this real quick.
Employee: How do I do it?
Boss: That sounds like a figfu moment.
Employee: Figfu?
Boss: Figure it the fuck out.