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Double burner, a hot and spicy food eg curry / chilli, that burns on the way in and the way out!
"Last night had vindeloo, hot as hell was sweating my balls off, now the dreaded ring sting, a right double burner"
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A spunkcloth is any material used to wipe up semen after ejaculating and no tissues to hand. Examples include the curtains, duvet cover, hand towel or items of clothing.
"Shit out of tissues, nevermind the curtains will have to make do as a spunkcloth"
"Last night was shagging this girl in alleyway, whipped it out and used her skirt as a spunkcloth!"
Half a bender, a slang / derogatory term for a metrosexual man.
Man 1 " tried my new moisturiser last night, face proper smooth"
Man 2 " fuck off, you turned half a bender or sumthink?"