Slodden

Used to describe the condition of vinyl records which have been poorly treated and stored. Records described as slodden will feature dirt, mould, numerous bodily fluids, scratches, warps, cracks and smell musty. Usually only used as Charity Shop Fodder.

" I picked up a joblot of records the other day"
"Sweet, any good?"
"nah mate they wrecked, proper slodden"

do as u likey

rhyming slang (pikey) for a traveller. can be shortened to do as.

i see the fairs in town, will be full of do as u likeys

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Jabbo The Hutt

Jabbo the Hutt, is the negative reaction to the covid innoculation. When 12-24 hours later when you collapse on the sofa unable to move.

Hows was the jab,

All good until I went all Jabbo the Hutt

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Rather someone shit in my tea

When something goes so far against the grain you would rather something worse occurring

I've got a spare Take That ticket, fancy coming?"

" Nah, I would rather someone shit in my tea"

Marsive

A more discreet way to comment on the large size of a backside. Combining the words massive and arse. Pronounced M arse ive

Look at that it so marsive you can see it from the front

cuntstructive criticism

This is unwarranted and completely unnecessary criticism, which by the very nature of the person giving it also incorrect. Their nature is of course being that of the cunt

" got pulled into the office today for another dose of cuntstructive criticism from that bellend of a manage"

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