little mouse on a motorcycle

The excuse Junior gives after passing a series of popcorn farts that go... putt putt putt!

Mother: Um, Junior... did someone just pass a series of popcorn farts?

Junior: No Mother... that was just a little mouse on a motorcycle riding through the house.

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janedough

In anonymous circles, it's the female equivalent of johndough.

Some janedough just ran over my bisquit. Did anyone catch the license plate number on that rolling pin?

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60s on Six

Rockin' XM station with DJs Phlash Phelps, Pat Clark, Terry Alexander "motormouth" Young, and Marty w/the party. Don't forget to bring your umbrella, de-coder ring, and bug spray!

You've heard of AMERICAN IDOL? Well "60s on Six" is where AMERICAN FOSSILS play with rocks.

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popcorn fart

The rapid firing of several small farts, that when done correctly, sounds quite similar to a small mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle. Putt putt putt putt putt!

Mother: Um, Junior... do I hear someone passing a series of popcorn farts?

Junior: No Mother, that's just a little mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle.

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