carve up

To play a practical joke on someone. yet another Bogan saying from the Rugby League loving Australians.

a) Lets send your dad to get his Johnson smoked at the local brothel.

b) OK, but it would be alot funnier if he got smoked by an Asian ladyboy. Even better if he only found out she was a ladyboy after he blew!

a) That would be a carve up.

b) It would be a deadset gee up.

a) true story talk about having to man up.

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Played good

In some parts of Australia people have been saying played good for so long now that they have now idea how grammatically incorrect it is. Instead of saying played well, played good has become a more acceptable way of describing some one's current form.

a) Good game tonight, your team seems to be on a roll leading into the finals.

b) Yeah the boys are doing the little things right, our forwards played good tonight.

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Deadset gee up

having a lend, taking the piss

A phrase used in some parts of Australia by Bogans that watch Rugby League.

example;

a)Hey do you know Souths beat Brisbane?
b)No way! Did they?
a)Of course not.
b) That's a deadset gee up, that'll do me.

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That'll do me

Another phrase from the Bogans that watch Rugby League in Australia. It is the abbreviated for of; That will suffice nicely.

Person a) Hey, I was just right up your mum, right up to the tree line.

Person b)That'll do me. Is that a deadset gee up?

Person a) Na, true story.

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Copped it without vass.

Yes, you guessed it, another Rugby League saying: When one has been wronged in the extreme. The copped it is a shortened version of being on the end of an anal intrussion. The vass, is an abreviated word for vasoline, the lubricant that you wish the person who wronged you would provide.

a. After careful consideration we are going to give the role of national sales director to Nathan.

b. But I've been here 18 years! Nathan has only been here 18 weeks! I've copped it without vass.

or.
How do you reckon The Eels will go in the grand final?

I reckon they will cop it without vass.

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That's Tops

Meaning that the previously mentioned statement, vision or joke is approved. Some say That's Tops was actually better than That's Gold which replaced that's tops as a way of giving the saying more "vission".

a) This picture of Gollum from lord of the rings looks just like you, that's tops that'll do me

b) I've got nothing It's a carve up

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I've got nothing

Yet another phase of the Australian Rugby League lover: I cannot really rebuke your allegation at this stage.

a. Mate, whats the go? I saw you leave last night with wooly mamoth!

b. I've got nothing.

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