afai

Abbreviation for "as far as I".

Afai could see, there was no property damage.

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Jesus freak

Someone who tries to be both part of an anti-social subculture (see punk for a good example) and a Christian, not realizing that you can't support the ideals used in punk and be a Jesus follower at the same time.

I'm very punk, but I can't have sex, do drugs, or listen to any rock n' roll music that doesn't praise the Lord because I'm a Jesus freak.

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p;p

Common typo for the aim slang word lol. When you see this used, you can pretty much discern that the writer is a complete fucking moron.

way2hot4u696969: p;p!111
j4n15: Are you high or just mentally retarded?

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poof

1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.

1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.

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bone

To have a problem with someone. It is usually referring to a characteristic you don't like about them.

The only bone I have with Mike is that he talks shit about some people that don't deserve it.

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visit your uncle

To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.

"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"
"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."

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wacking material

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.

That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.

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