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Halo 2

A decently average game that is grossly overrated and has 9 pages of definitions by grade school fucktards. Any game that can generate this level of stupidity should be banned.

Go play Half-Life 2 instead. It's much better.

by jared March 11, 2005

28πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Kittie

The seckziest beast of all time, named for extreme love of the band Kittie.

Kittie is just so damn cool.

by jared February 15, 2005

21πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Poo Stab

To infiltrate the anus, often by force. May happen to either male or female.

I would like to Poo Stab her.
I heard he was a Poo Stabber.
Ouch - I got Poo Stabbed.

by jared May 25, 2004

41πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

by jared March 25, 2004

12πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


ebaumsworld

Ebaumsworld is the internet whore, everybody has gotten on it and after a while u get sick of it.

Albinoblacksheep is another hoe who makes less money.

by jared March 26, 2005

664πŸ‘ 181πŸ‘Ž


jaymes

a fucking big eared faget

jaymes went to durand and fisted morgan

by jared May 7, 2003

46πŸ‘ 123πŸ‘Ž


Upstate

Anything, ho ho, and I mean *ANYTHING* that's not the five boroughs of New York City. Long Island is NOT part of the city, thus is is Upstate. FACE IT FAGGOTS!!!!! YOU ARE UPSTATE!!!!!

Pff! Upstaters, with ya farms, and ya tractors...

by jared March 24, 2005

11πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž