Mattitude

A cult like religion created by WWE Superstar Matt Hardy.

I follow Mattitude, baby!

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New York

(1) The fucking ONLY city in the world. No other city can even begin to compare.
(2) A lackluster farming state in the Northeastern United States. (Also called upstate.) Includes places like Westchester, Rockland, Suffolk, Nassau, and Niagra Falls.

I fucking HEART New York!!!!!

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smetanka

Just too cool.

see smetankalicious.

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airwalker

A person who knows his way around the internet with ease. The ultimate web-surfer.

The airwalker surfed the net in lightning speed!

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CCBeast

CCBeast is a striking marvelous person of all amazingness. She is incredible in every aspect and deserves the earth she walks on to be cherished for generations to come!

The one and only Beast!

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po presence

n.: short for "police presence." Used in reference to the close vicinity of a police officer, police cruiser, or any other law enforcement unit

"Po presence!"
"Yeah, I see it"

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cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.

(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.

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