Ahab Hour

Contraction of 'Captain Ahab Hour' in reference to the iconic whale-hunter of Moby Dick. At the club, the last hour before closing in which desperation and loneliness reach an all time high, resulting in questionable hook-ups, famously with whale-sized women.

Guy 1: You've got no standards.
Guy 2: Piss off I do.
Guy 1: Fuck me, you practically had to harpoon your hook-up into the cab after Ahab Hour for Netflicks and Krill.

Guy : Call me Ishmael.
Whale: Shush puddin, no names.

PA System: Attention fatties, Ahab Hour is approaching, guard your blowholes.
Men, shield your eyes!

caloom

A term in London for a male (14-26) who is the ultimate "fuck boi"

A "Caloom" will be found wearing Adidas tracksuits complete with a New York Yankees' snap back.

Derived from the name Calum (a typical name for a "fuck boi"); he will often treat girls as his "bitches", drink heavily (only beer) and be a general waste of space.

Man 1: "Oi mate do you like Mikey"
Man 2: "Nah he's such a Caloom have you seen the way he dresses"
Man 1: Yeah that twat pisses me off.

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