Qasim

number #1 cousin. i love him so much. amazing guy. he loves kids tho. like… *really* loves kids. moved next to a primary school just for that.

someone: “hey, do you know Qasim?”
someone else: “no.”

Koshun

the fuckin dumbest piece of shit like how is he still breathing, i didn’t think he had enough braincells for that shit??
nah i’m playing he’s nice and stuff. still a dumbass but i’ll let it slide

someone: hey koshun how are you?
koshun: i just got done licking someone’s asshole for $3, how are you?