davie county

A small county in North Carolina, located between Iredell and Davidson Counties. A very rural area, although it is steadily increasing in numbers, due to the rising Hispanic community. Separated into the "North" and the "South," where those in the north are considered rich and snobby, especially in the communites of Bermuda Run and Hillsdale, and those in the south are considered average, everyday people, those who have better things to do than complain about their Mercedes and BMW's not having enough gas.

The county is separated even more by towns, where the county seat is the town of Mocksville, and your trashier, skankier, and redneck-ier people reside in the town of Cooleemee. You also have Woodleaf, where it's just racist rednecks there.

There's absolutely NOTHING to do in Davie County, so most people either end up traveling to neighboring cities such as Statesville or Winston-Salem.

"Davie County has too many skanks there!!

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Dhaliwal

The hottest lastname a Jatt can have.
See also: Jatt

His name was Rashpal Dhaliwal and he was extremely cool!

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volney

a radical mofo who fights for truth and justice.

Where is Volney and his forces of RIGHT when you ned him?

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Doom

Often used hand in hand with a phrase such as "Squirely" "Cheese-tacular" or "Supreme, brain imploding"

People who say "Random" a lot liek this word. Because It's fun. Now fear me and my UBERLY-PWNING-MUFFIN-DOOM!

"I'm gonna kick your ass at Quake today, you'll be crying for your mamma"
"Oh yeah? WELL WHY DON'T YOU TASTE A PIECE OF MY EXTREME ROCKET LAUNCHING DOOM!"
"...Ow..."

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president

$$$, there's jefferson, washington...

#1: *hands #2 some cash*
#2: "wrond president yo! hand me tha benjamins!"

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G-slut

doesnt have one

"You're a G-slut"

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twink

Annoying little fangirl person who deserves to be shot. Usually no older than 12, her vocabulary consists of the words "hot" "lyk" and "kewl"

These annoying little cretins usually adore Orlando Bloom.

"lyk omg orli is so kewl n hot"
"Argh, a twink!"

"Did you see that Twink on here earlier?"
"Yeah...she wouldn't shut up about Legolas."
"Retards"

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