monkey nuts

tiny organic food eaten by small monkeys, occupying their niche in the rainforests of northern costa rica.

The howler monkeys eat monkey nuts to survive.

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monkey nuts

small testicles.

Man, Dan has monkey nuts; they are the smallest ive ever seen.

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tommy knocker

a popular soft drink with several different flavours including cream soda, and orange. sold in many canadian convenience stores.

Man, this tommy knocker really hits the spot.

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wang

the male sex organ, referred to as the penis.

Harry has a big wang.

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pigeon

a euphamism often used to refer to an ugly ass bitch who be too goddam fucked up to even look at. but hell, she fuckable.

Yo don't be hittin that girl ramone, she be a fuckin pigeon.

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Skeezer

a popular board game in sweden. a game of skill as well as chance.

Man, that game of skeezer was intense!

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sex with a pie

A form of sexual intercourse originally devised by the creators of American Pie, a Universal Studios film from the nineties. When having sex with a pie, your best bet is a warm apple pie, or a fresh blueberry pie. Please refrain from having sex with meat pies you freaks.

Ghandi: I fell asleep and missed the guy having sex with a pie!
Abe: Why don't you just rent it?

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