surprise hot load

wen ur tryin to break up with ur girlfriend so u invite her over to blow u but before she comes, u jack off a few times and wen she starts blowin u piss in her mouth. that'll show her.

"omg! my last boyfriend blew a surprise hot load in my mouth!"
"lol i gave my last girlfriend a surprise hot load"

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Gogofarts

Any farts you make while in a car, bus, or any mode of transportation.

(Noun) 1. I hear John has (see; had) gogofarts
(Exclamation) *John passes gas* "DUDE, GOGOFARTS"
"OPEN A WINDOW!"

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