CoughnToot Disorder

A disorder in wich you cough and fart at the same time.

I got a cold and it turned into coughntoot, oh how embarassing that was.

babybangs

when your swim cap rips out your baby hairs so they turn to small like bangs that are very ugly

“What did you do to your hair?”
“Nothing, these are the babybangs”

SNART

TO SNEEZE AND FART at the same time,

V. Snarting

OMG my allergys are acting up so bad I keep SNARTING.

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