time in a bottle

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.

Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"

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blog

noun: contraction for "web log", a type of online diary

verb: to post diary or journal entries to a web log

Did you read what Michelle blogged on livejournal.com?

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person

any animal who has 46 chromosomes, and is built on our human genome.

"Screwing anyone who isn't human is beastiality."

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Fuh shigadels

to say something "for sure"

ohhh fuh shigadels!

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Layne Staley

his art is great, his music and words are inspirational. his voice so unique. His death a great loss and tragedy. He will be missed. Rest In Peace Layne Staley and THANK YOU

suffering to give

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Kurt Cobain

lead singer of the best band there ever was. at 14 he said he was going to grow up and be a great rocker and kill himself, going out w/ tons of glory. he did, krist and dave knew he was going to(they had to have, read the lyrics to u know yr right), and said he did it b/c it's better to burn out than to fade away.

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cool points

1. a system of points devised to determine the cool level of a person...points are given and taken on a 5 or 10 point basis...r if the action is really bad a maximum of 25 points can be taken. After hitting the -30 mark you can officially be condered as a carier of S.A.R.S. (see also S.A.R.S.)

ChronicMasterbator took something i made up and made a definition fo it...me and tony madeit up...not him...he loses 25 points...and seeing as though he was already at -20 he now has -50...he has died of S.A.R.S.

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