cock blocker

to deny intimate interaction between a dude and chick with sexual intentions.

holy crap. dylan's mom is a cock blocker!

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Smurked

Comes from the words (Smurked) and (Murked). Originated in Nottingham, the amazing word means to kill someone by Hitting your penis on a persons cheeks.

1|Yo, i accidnetly killed ma m8
2|how?
1|I Smurked him
2|Erghhhh

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