rip

-verb
To fart. Academics believe that the expression comes from when you fart so hard and so loudly that you feel like you have just ripped/teared you ass. However, you don't necessarily need to rip your ass to "let it rip".

*Two dudes are sitting on a couch*

Dude1: Duuude... you are about to get GASSED!!!! >:D
Dude2: Whatever... let it rip. |-/
Dude1: *fart* XD

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friendly fucking

1. Military jargon meaning friendly fire.
2. When your own guys shoot you by accident (or "accident").

"...His target being a human, generally an enemy but sometimes a friend or friendly. We call this frinedly fire, or friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked."

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netosapiens

-noun
1. The next stage in the evolution of the geek, an uber-geek, a super-nerd.
2. An individual that is SO knowledgable in the matter of computers and internet that you can actually tell just by taking a look at him.

That Leroy guy is a total netosapiens...

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Nature

The bitch responsible for hurricanes, tornados, floods, earthquakes, tsunamis, blizzards, volcanos, landslides, avalanches, and wild fires.

Dude, the midwest just got fucked up again by nature.

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gym

1. Where really skinny or fat guys go to get buffed so they can compensate for either a small penis or a poor self-image.
2. Where married women go to meet ex-skinny/ex-fat buffed guys to cheat on their husbands.

Married Hoe 1: ...I met this guy at the gym, and he's a trainer, and he's SOOOOO buffed!!!
Married Hoe 2: Oh mah gash, you trampy hoe!!! I bet he has a huge cock!!!
Married Hoe 1: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Married Hoe 2: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*windows crack*

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slum scum

-noun
1. ghetto trash
2. a low, worthless, inner city person
3. riffraff

Ol' Dirty Bastard was a no-good, slum scum, piece of shit.

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hippo

-noun
Short for "hippopotamus" (Hippopotamus amphibius) and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae. A large, funny-looking, semi-aquatic, mostly plant-eating African mammal resambling a fat horse-pig hybrid whose pissed off at life and spends most of its time slacking around and jerking off in ponds and rivers. Despite their stocky shape and short legs, hippos can easily outrun a human (some have been clocked at 30 mph (48 km/h), faster than an Olympic sprinter). They have a taste human babies, catholic priests, and crocodiles and are thought to be Africa's most dangerous animal. They are totally awesome and on the very top of the food chain, so they can eat whatever they want WHENEVER they want. People in Africa have learned to fear and respect hippos because of their fierce character and complete randomness, ironically, the same things that makes them so cool and awesome.

Kid 1: Who would win in a fight between a ninja and a hippo?!
Kid 2: Well, the ninja of course!
Kid 1: WRONG!! Ninjas and hippos balance each other on awesomeness and sweetness, so the battle would rage on forever!
*A ninja chops Kid 1's head while a hippo eats Kid 2's head , then they high-five and walk toward the sunset holding hands...*

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