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Homoerectus

A male homosexual who enjoys hanging out in male locker rooms or any male establishment with the intention of getting an erection.

Do you think Fredi is a homoerectus he's always in the locker room, but I never see him working out.

by jaymoz June 18, 2014

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Textpurger

1. Someone who uses texting to clear up any ill feeling one may be experiencing, or to clear their conscience.
2. To make right with someone using texting.

1. I needed to textpurge Rose because In just had a feeling she was upset with me due to something I had said the other night.
2. After finally being able to textpurge Kati I was able to relax in the hot tub.
3. Textpurging with Cindi has been therapeutic to our sex lives.
4. Textpurges with my bro has a way of making arrangement dates.
5. I know this one textpurger who always is looking out for my well-being.

by jaymoz June 15, 2014


Polishgrader

1. Someone who grades someone else masturbation video techniques on-line.
2. Someone who masturbates the rough way.
3. To masterbate with a cheese grader.

1.I Was out of lube and have calla Sus from working, now that's some polishgrading shit.
2.I Was so honey I had to masterbate now, but I had cotton mouth from smoking too much dope. I polishgraded my dick that sits still sore.
3. This sluts pussy was so tore up it was like fucking a cheese grader.
4. I was on the web the other day and these sluts turned me on so good I had to polishgrade them.
5. Someone contacted me the other day saying some shit that he was a polishgrader, what does that mean?

by jaymoz June 16, 2014


Turtleneck Sweater

1.A Circumstance where a person accidently leaves his fly unzipped and with wearing the right boxers had his dick poke through exposing it.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.

I was in the restroom at the mall the other day and forgot to zip up my fly when I was finished. I had no idea that I was sporting a turtleneck sweater until about after a group of women started smiling at me and pointing towards my crotch.

by jaymoz June 19, 2014

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Headscreening

1. To use ones erect penis to navigate the touch screen feature on their monitor. This is usually performed on a live pornagrafic web site.

2. Test Phycologist perform to determine well-being.

1.I Need to get a larger phone my headscreening is causing multiple windows to pop up.
2. I need to get my headscreened I keep having images of sugar plums dancing in my head.

by jaymoz June 21, 2014


Sunglass Slut

A person who wears their sunglasses when they are not intended to be worn.

She is such a sunglass slut if she would stop getting facials she wouldn't have to wear her sunglasses at night.

by jaymoz June 20, 2014