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piddlefuck

To waste time doing absolutely nothing.

To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.

Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!

by jaynedough April 3, 2017


urrea

pronounced urrr-eee--uh
the way you say where you're at if you live in Canton Ohio.

A location typically in an urban or ghetto setting.

Ladies in the day urrea get yo dranks!

I don't hang around that kind of urrea.

by jaynedough December 22, 2015

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mrs gulch

When an old woman farts in mid stride at the store and casually continues to walk down the aisle.

"Omg what was that?"

"Idk dude but it smells like a mrs gulch"
"Runnnnn"

by jaynedough May 10, 2015


teslation

A boastful act that inconveniences or discomforts others, as when a Tesla owner parks in an EV parking space and does not charge their vehicle, because they want people to know they don't have to.

My sister, in an act of extreme teslation, picked the biggest pierce of pie just to point out how much fatter I am than she is.

by jaynedough October 25, 2019


slept like chevy

When you sleep really hard. Such a hard sleep it is reminiscent of the old Chevy jingle from the 90's:
"Like a rock...ooooooohhhhhhhh like a rock"

Damn your looking ruff did you sleep last night?

Fuck yeah! I slept like Chevy!

by jaynedough August 25, 2018