you smell like you farted

a meme in which two men freestyle against each other. one starts saying a rhyme which goes:

"you smell like you farted (farted)
harded (harded)
a-b, honour roll all f’s you retarded"

guy 1: you smell like you farted 😳
guy 2: farded 🤯

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gacha

a sexual position in which a man shoves gumballs in his mouth, and the other person sucks on his dick as he spits them out into the other person’s mouth, like a gacha machine 👹

yo i think guy 1 pulled a gacha on guy two last night
- probably me

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marker strands

strands of hair that are ‘drawn on’ in an attempt to appear cooler

Yesterday, my friend said that my hair looks like marker strands 😣

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Hanauso Disease

Hanauso Disease is a fictional disease in which when the victim’s loved one lies or betrays them, flowers will grow out of the victim’s neck. Alongside that, the victim will be unable to talk until their loved one tells the truth.

Katherine had Hanauso Disease. That was the reason flowers were always growing out of her neck.

i hate myself

if you searched this up because you geniunely DO hate yourself, please have hope.
things will get better, you are amazing.
we all have our ups and downs, stay strong.
i love you, no homo and no hetero.

please take care of yourself, and have a good day, evening or night.

Guy 1: I hate myself!
Guy 2: Don’t say that :(

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あいうえおかきくけこさしすせそたちつてとなにぬねのはひふへほまみむめもやゆよらりるれろわをん

wow. just wow.

imagine being so bored that you think you can get away with typing the japanese equivalent of “qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm”

you can obtain this by going downwards in columns from right to left.

Guy 1: あいうえおかきくけこさしすせそたちつてとなにぬねのはひふへほまみむめもやゆよらりるれろわをん
Guy 2: tf

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Everskies

some dead game that was the result of a group of sjws debating amongst each other how to make a game like gaiaonline but for other tumblr sjws

no because they legit have forum badges for sexualities, genders and disabilities, yet none for countries ⁉️

bro if ur gonna be a sjw then at least do it right

the only decent thing about the site is the avatars lol

Guy 1: Have you heard of Everskies? It’s a nice dress-up site.
Guy 2: Nah, I prefer to not mingle with little Tumblr SJWS.

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