ƎNA

A character from Joel G’s web series, ENA.

She is a humanoid figure with her left side blue and angular, and her right side yellow and smooth.
The blue side represents her sadness while her yellow side represents her happiness.
If she feels lots of one emotion, then the side that is of that emotion will turn white, with her eyes the colour of the emotion.

ENA’s best friend is Moony.

Me: ƎNA is poggers
Friend: I agree >:3

mush

a stupid app for stupid ass mums

they literally reported me for making a fake account :/
and what kind of poor dumbass downloads a mothers equivalent to a dating app when they can just search it up themselves

lazy ass hags

me: mum…why do you have an app called ‘mush’ on your phone?
mum: its a parenting app.
me: *checks app*
me: fucking shitty app full of disgusting mothers

cocc

cock but its spelt in a better way

suck my cocc

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autistic

its a disability, not an adjective used to describe something you find utter stupid. and no, your friend isn’t ‘acting autistic’ 💀

Guy 1: I’m autistic. Just got diagnosed.
Guy 2: That doesn’t change who you are. You’re still cool, Guy 1. :)

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🔵🔵

FNF boyfriend’s blue balls, except represented in emoji.

lmao boyfriend be like 🔵🔵

🍒💨

‘Cherry Whiff’

To me, it’s an inside joke.

I see it as a butt releasing a fart, but you may see it differently.

Guy 1: 🍒💨
Guy 2: cherry whiff yes

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transid

transid, or transidentity is a term for people who think they can change everything about themselves under the excuse that it's akin to being transgender.

some examples of transids are: transgender, transracial, transspecies, transage, transabled (and so on so forth)

some, if not all transids, are just poor excuses to fetishise or belittle groups of people, and to take the spotlight away from them.

and to all you transids in the crowd, dream big, but just remember that you'll never be it.
you can't expect others to play in to your weird fantasy or kink or whatever reason you decide to be transid.

"my name is michael! i'm transid, which means my identity is different to that which was assigned to me at birth."
"as a transgender person, we do not claim transids."
"transids are valid!"

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