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Hanauso Disease

Hanauso Disease is a fictional disease in which when the victim’s loved one lies or betrays them, flowers will grow out of the victim’s neck. Alongside that, the victim will be unable to talk until their loved one tells the truth.

Katherine had Hanauso Disease. That was the reason flowers were always growing out of her neck.

by jayquan. July 02, 2021


cocc

cock but its spelt in a better way

suck my cocc

by jayquan. May 14, 2021


autistic

its a disability, not an adjective used to describe something you find utter stupid. and no, your friend isn’t ‘acting autistic’ 💀

Guy 1: I’m autistic. Just got diagnosed.
Guy 2: That doesn’t change who you are. You’re still cool, Guy 1. :)

by jayquan. February 01, 2022


you smell like you farted

a meme in which two men freestyle against each other. one starts saying a rhyme which goes:

"you smell like you farted (farted)
harded (harded)
a-b, honour roll all f’s you retarded"

guy 1: you smell like you farted 😳
guy 2: farded 🤯

by jayquan. October 04, 2021


🔵🔵

FNF boyfriend’s blue balls, except represented in emoji.

lmao boyfriend be like 🔵🔵

by jayquan. April 26, 2021


🍒💨

Cherry Whiff

To me, it’s an inside joke.

I see it as a butt releasing a fart, but you may see it differently.

Guy 1: 🍒💨
Guy 2: cherry whiff yes

by jayquan. April 22, 2021


transid

transid, or transidentity is a term for people who think they can change everything about themselves under the excuse that it's akin to being transgender.

some examples of transids are: transgender, transracial, transspecies, transage, transabled (and so on so forth)

some, if not all transids, are just poor excuses to fetishise or belittle groups of people, and to take the spotlight away from them.

and to all you transids in the crowd, dream big, but just remember that you'll never be it.
you can't expect others to play in to your weird fantasy or kink or whatever reason you decide to be transid.

"my name is michael! i'm transid, which means my identity is different to that which was assigned to me at birth."
"as a transgender person, we do not claim transids."
"transids are valid!"

by jayquan. April 22, 2023