Jay

A dumb cunt who does not stop talking about the fact that he smokes, works and does cocaine with his own dad. He is usually a Manchester United fan that is bankrupt after buying a ridiculously pointless mini fridge. He gets angry and frustrated when you call him 'James' ever since he decided to call himself 'Jay'. He calls himself 'Jay' because 'everyone else does'.

Fuck off, Jay, you dickhead cunt