Poo-dini

When you are having a bowel movement and you feel, smell and hear the turd come out, but after wiping and turning around to flush, there is no turd in sight, as if it has vanished into thin smelly air. Syn. Ghost Turd.

I took a big fat dump and when I went to flush all I saw were turd tracks and toilet paper. That sewer pickle was a real Poo-dini.

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Stoolnami

When you take a dump and the splash back from said turd soaks your entire rear end.

Peters thunder log unleashed a stoolnami that left his coin purse saturated in blue toilet water.