During those moments when you and a bud are thinking the same thing at the same time, kind of like a Vulcan mind meld, and the two of you yell out "Psychic!" simultaneously.
Friend A: How was your day? (thinks to herself, damn I'm hungry, I could go for a pizza).
Friend B: It was good, I'm famished though, I think I'll get a pizza delivered.
Friend A: Psychic!!!
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The inescapable cosmic principle that brings balance (read: disappointment) to life when things are going just a little TOO well for you.
I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!
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Label given to someone that craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it, yet everything they do to get said attention is boring/uninteresting to the point of tears.
Why does Gail always tell that lame story about going camping with her girl scout troop when we hit up a big frat party? Such an Attention Bore, I swear!
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