Double Dutch Rudder

The least gay way for two men to masturbate together. Each participant grabs his own penis with his right hand and grabs the other participant's right elbow with left hand. Both participants work the others right elbow to jack each other off. It is considered not gay because they are only touching their own penises. This is the reason it is commonly practiced in Columbus, OH to celebrate Buckeye wins. Pryor & Tressel do it. Krenzel and AJ Hawk did it. Herbstreit and Cooper started it (unofficially).

"We like to chant O-H-I-O when doing the Double Dutch Rudder on High St."

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