Row-Sham-Bowed

to destroy something on epically huge level; or to be epically destroyed be something or someone; to be tricked or ripped off

I Row-Sham-Bowed the fuck out of that wall with that bitches head.

I asked her if she wanted to eiffel tower and she Row-Sham-Bowed my face with a monster bitch slap.

I bought a sketchy dolphin on ebay but that bitch Row-Sham-Bowed me and sent me a sketchy turtle.

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Peanut Butter Splooge

Eating something so full of peanut butter goodness and wonder that you in fact jizz peanut butter everywhere.

I took Ben n Jerry's peanut butter cup and covered it in Reese's peanut butter sauce and then covered it in Reese's cups and the first spoon full caused massive explosion of Peanut Butter Splooge.

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