New Canaan

A suburban town that lies outside of NYC. You will be able to spot at least 10 suburbans within in your first five minutes of being there. If your house isn't 3,000 square or more....you are considered "poor". Boys thinks their b.a. by swearing and wearing 100 dollars nike shirts, shorts, and sneakers. Girl only have half their brain. 99% of the mom's....an 1/8 of their brains. and dads are pretty much nonexistent because they are always working in nyc.

I just moved to New Canaan...

Awww..... I feel so bad for you!

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