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brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.
a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"
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1. A small town in central Illinois, near Peoria. It Consists of great establishments such as: The Short Loin, Shore Acres Park, The Chilli Bowl, Blarney Castle, a classic Pizza Hut and a gas station I used to steal from when I was a kid.
2. The best place in America to get some McDonalds and feed french fries to birds next to the Illinois river.
3. A good place to drive to when you are bored and want to see where the legend was brought up.
4. A great area to live in in the '80's and play 8-Bit.
Jake BO: Hey B, why is that geek JC always so obsessed with talking about Chillicothe.
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n. New semen. From the Latin "neo" meaning new and from the American "gism" meaning stuff that pumps from a man's cock at orgasm.
"People who try to come up with neologisms to satisfy their egos are covered in neologism."
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Natural Bridge is a road in St Louis that is where all da hood things are in da Lou
So When Nelly or Chingy or someone say somthin bout Natural Bridge its a road in ST Louis
All my STL peeps know wad Im talkin bout HOLLA
Yo dawg i meet you up there on that Natural Bridge, Holla
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A great place to find Intercourse.
Dude?! I went to Pennsylvania and found Intercourse on the map . . . then I got wasted in the bar and found it again. Thank God I cut my cock off with a rusty knife after I sobered up enoguh to realize I had just fucked a hill person.
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a super secret slang word for marijuana.
hey man... you got any moss over there?
yeah, bud, it's damn green over here!
rock n roll!
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To suck cock, dick, or penis.
What girls do to guys.
Hey girl, get over here and suck thang.
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