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Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.

'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.

by jc October 7, 2004

26πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Gavver

Policeman or policewoman.

Come on, the gavvers will be here any minute.

by jc March 7, 2004

30πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Girl named Toss

A Beautiful Girl that lives in P'Ville and the tightest girl you will ever meet. The only person in the world who has a personality like she does. (can not put real first and last name of privacy reasons).

Guy#1- Wow i visited my friend at his new school and i talked to this girl and she was sooooo tight, not to mention she is very beautiful.
Guy#2- Oh, i know exactly who your talking about, thats gotta be Toss!

by jc December 20, 2004

7πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


47

The main character of Hitman series. An assassin, cloned from 5 best criminals. Is bald, with barcode tatoo on back of his head. Dresses in black suit (with red tie). best known for using fibre wire and .45 silverbarrels. Sillent death, strikes precisely, kills only when absolutely nessesary. Great gardener and cataholic, gave that up when was forced out of retirement and betrayed by The Agency, his employer.

Mr. 47 is one of the best game characters. Also, one of the most silent.

by jc June 16, 2006

78πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


I WILL BUST YOU

I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST CUZ IM GONNA RAM THROUGH YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!!!

-Ahhhhhnold Schwarzenegger

Said to anybody stupid enough to mess with you while on an acid trip, in a shitty mood, or they are just say something really gay.

"You have have schmegma stains on your pants!"
"It's fucking mayonnaise you fuck-mook!"
"I don't think so..."
"Enough! I WILL BUST YOU!"

by jc May 30, 2004

21πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Bill Gates

A really smart guy, one of the founders of Microsoft. we should thank him for Windows and almost everything that starts Microsoft, like Exel, Word and stuff, great programes filled with all sorts of usefull stuff we don't use because we don't know how. Also, he's very reach and donates huge (huge like in "to big to even dream about") amounts to charity. Is hated because windows has errors and he has money.

Bill Gates started Microsoft. From Microsoft comes Windows and Microsoft Games. Bill Gates is good.

by jc June 16, 2006

51πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


sexalicious

Something very good or appealing, but not necessarily in a sexual way

"We won the lottery? Sexalicious!"
"That new girl is sexalicious."

by jc July 6, 2004

35πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž