Trips on the Reg

An adjective, used to describe a bad golfer.

Trips on the Reg is an abbreviation for making "Triple Bogies on the Regular".

Hey, you wanna invite Kevin to play golf with us this weekend?

Ugh. No way. That guy is trips on the reg, and I don't feel like looking for his ball all day

Pita Butt

A flat, narrowly angled rear-end of a woman, usually resembling a semi-circle, or a piece of pita bread. Pita Butts usually occur in older women who primarily wear mom jeans

A: "Dude I'm so into cougars right now"

B: "Yeah but I hate when everything is all saggy"

A: "Saggy boobs don't bother me. I just can't stand when they have Pita Butt"

B: "Yeah. Pita Butt reminds me too much of my mom."