Hamlette

It's that thing where you're at a diner and you just can't decide if you want a ham sandwich or an omelette.

"I doth like both eggs and ham,
But which to choose? Hamlette I am!"

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Jamaciated

What happens after you return from a trip to Jamaica and go on a crash diet.

"Damn Steve! You lost so much vacay weight you're practically Jamaciated yo!"

Glipples

Nipples adorned with glitter.

"Damn! Rihanna's diamond-encrusted Glipples sparkle like a Twilight Vampire!"

Glitterific

Returning from a Trance Dance, Rave, or Mariah Carey Movie covered in Glitter.

"Man, Jim must have had a good time at Splash because he's looking glitterific!

Hungrover

waking up hungover, but also hungry.

"Man, I need an aspirin and a sandwich, I am so hungrover."

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profandity

a statement both deep and obscene.

With intense profandity, he said: "Be who you are, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind....Motherfucker."