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Charles River Ricotta

The old, accumulated, and grimy cum that floats to the top of the Charles River in Boston, MA. Usually skimmed off with a fine sieve and utilized in a wide variety of usually Italian-American cuisines. Also may be captured through trawling the middle depths of the river for a more moist, gelatinous, “mozzarella ball” like consistency. Similarity to the Charles River Regatta intentional.

Note: “Ricotta” must be pronounced like a shitty, Soprano’s obsessed, third generation Italian-American (i.e. “Chals Rivah Riggot”).

You know what this manigot (manicotti) really needs? Some Chals Riva Riggot (Charles River Ricotta)!

by jcer1 February 15, 2022


Charles River Ricotta

The old, accumulated, and grimy cum that floats to the top of the Charles River in Boston, MA. Usually skimmed off with a fine sieve and utilized in a wide variety of usually Italian-American cuisines. Also may be captured through trawling the middle depths of the river for a more moist, gelatinous, “mozzarella ball” like consistency. Similarity to the Charles River Regatta intentional.

Note: “Ricotta” must be pronounced like a shitty, Soprano’s obsessed, third generation Italian-American (i.e. “Chals Rivah Riggot”).

You know what this manigot (manicotti) really needs? Some Chals Riva Riggot (Charles River Ricotta)!

by jcer1 February 15, 2022

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you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself

An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"

Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"

Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."

Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."

Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"

Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."

Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."

by jcer1 July 1, 2013