Turn and Burn

A spin move in basketball.
You catch the ball in the key, discontinue your dribble, spin (to the right only) with your feet twisted and body weight slightly off-balance, and shoot a flat-arcing shot.

Often followed up with a Lyeton Hewitt "Come'on!" hand signal.

Made famous by Birdie.

"Birdie catches the ball in the post, spins and scores on the Turn and Burn"

"Give it to Lee so can he Turn and Burn him"

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Panzitis

The inflammation of panzy-ness in a person.
This leads to one becoming weak, fat, lazy and gaining higher estrogen levels.

The inability to man the hell up and do what you gotta do.

Danny has a massive case of panzitis and won't come out with us for a run.

A: Is Ben still injured? I thought he just bruised his toenail...

B: Yeah he's come down with a bad case of panzitis.

Panzyitis

The inflammation of panzy-ness in a person.
This leads to one becoming weak, fat, lazy and gaining higher estrogen levels.

The inability to man the hell up and do what you gotta do.

Danny has a massive case of panzyitis and won't come out with us for a run.

A: Is Ben still injured? I thought he just bruised his toenail...

B: Yeah he's come down with a bad case of panzyitis.

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