January 4th

January 4th is just a few days shy of the new years. Anyone born on January 4th does not get birthday presents because they received their birthday presents as Christmas-Birthday presents.

Relative: Happy Birthday! We didn't get you anything because we gave you your birthday presents for Christmas.

Someone born on January 4th: Shut up Aunt Janice, that's why you're divorced

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S.L.O.W. Disorder

you nigga

you are slow for not knowing what the word the word SLOW means.

"Bruh what?"
"Nigga you got S.L.O.W. Disorder?"
"What's that?"
"It means slow nigga, you're slow."