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Hailie is the cutest little angel i have ever seen....shes lucky 2 have marshall 4 a dad, and hes lucky 2 have her as a daughter, im glad kim is sortta out of the pic shes not a very good influence on her OWN daughter, u would at least think shed try, Hailie's lucky she has such a great guy like Marshall 2 be there 4 her 24/7!
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1. to be extremely intoxicated.
2. one who is under the influence of alcohol.
3. drunk
"lets get pilt"
"just right pilt"
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drunk from a alcoholic beverage or vicadin
i was so perked last night, i woke up in the gutter of jack in the box
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How you gonna get fired on your day off?
"That's my bike punk!" "How come every time Im in the kitchen, u in the kitchen?"
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true it is a cinammon schnapps with 83% alchol by volume... true it contains true 18K gold flakes... have you ever heard of the off-brand "gold strike"... it is 100-proof with all of the genuine gold flakes, but the slight disadvantage to you conscience of being priced much less than goldschlager...most state stores have it in stock (at least in the south)... u just have to ask for them to get out of the back room
as much as i like goldschlager, i think we can step up the party with that 100 proof discount version (gold strike)...yeah... take me home now
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Super crazy, which deserves yet another 'a'.
"Slick Shoes? Are you CRAAZY?!"
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Parson Brown is the reference in the christmas song "Winter Wonderland". There is much controversy as to who this person is. Parson Brown is a distant relative to Charlie Brown, most unknown to the majority of Peanuts fans. There is a lost reel featuring Parson Brown in the holiday special "Charlie Brown and the great christmas tree caper". You can only find this episode on EBAY. So that settles the age old dispute as to who is Parson Brown and why are we pretending that he is our snowman??
...in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown...
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