Parson Brown

Parson Brown is the reference in the christmas song "Winter Wonderland". There is much controversy as to who this person is. Parson Brown is a distant relative to Charlie Brown, most unknown to the majority of Peanuts fans. There is a lost reel featuring Parson Brown in the holiday special "Charlie Brown and the great christmas tree caper". You can only find this episode on EBAY. So that settles the age old dispute as to who is Parson Brown and why are we pretending that he is our snowman??

...in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown...

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chicken littles

another name for goose bumps

I had to shit so bad, I got chicken littles

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baby googler

Someone who constantly uses google.com to find pictures of strange looking babies.

Yeah, what a baby googler. She has this one picture of a baby with protruding eyeballs jumping out of a bathtub.

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cockazoid

-An inept, foolish, or contemptible person.

-Male sex organ.

-penis.

"Do you want to see my cockazoid?"
"You are the biggest cockazoid I've ever met."

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Millennium Falcon

Tossing someone's salad who it totally obsessed with Billie Dee Williams while drinking a Colt 45.

We were watching Star Wars and then all of the sudden she gave me the Millennium Falcon.

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sqwee

An exclamation of pure excitement and hyperactivity.

"Oh, SQWEEE!!!"

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drunkadelic

when a person is intoxicated on alcohol in combination with LSD.

"Woooooooooooh duuuude, I drank so much beer and dropped a hit...I'm so drunkadelic right now..."

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