choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

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Purple Hair

Leslie. Anyone named Leslie is Purple hair.

Other words, same concept: Purple Kitten, Purple Rain, Purple Happy Times woman, Leisurely of Purple.

Purple Hair sure is dressing sexy today.

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windowsreallypissesmeoff

When your os (operating system) is windows, and it shuts down on you when you are doing something really important.

GOD DAMNIT!! Windows just windowsreallypissesmeoffed!

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moveable non-abilities

living too far away from civilization.

he has such bad moveable non abilities

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FamilyGuy

advantageously, attractively, creditably, extremely, gloriously, greatly, honorably, illustriously, magnanimously, most deeply, most fortunately, most fully, most highly, sincerely.-awesome; That's all that has to be said about FamilyGuy

"Oh My GOD!" *pause* "You can talk!" *very long pause*

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netsplit

A temporary breakdown in communication between two irc servers that results in a single string of servers becoming two separate strings.

The server I was connected to was separated from hers by a netsplit.

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Benzino

An unknown person. The authors of websters dictionary are still trying to figure out who the fuck this guy is. Actually we only posted this here to find out if anybody knows who this person is let us know!!!!!!!

fictitous, unknown, never heard of or about

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