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The diet pop that doesn't taste strong like Diet Coke and cheap bargain brands
Diet Coke in bottles and cans tastes terrible. Drink Diet Pepsi.
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different in a way that people don't like about you.
Someone is called weird when they wear different clothes sometimes of braces on teeth or when someone is not smart. That's the way it works until everyone all of a sudden realizes that no one cares if someone calls them weird, so they stop doing it when they are older and so after that the people that were called weird realize that they can call the people that called them weird...uh...weird! So when they call the other people weird the other people think that the people they once called weird call him weird and then he starts to kick them and they start fights, and in the end everyone dies so...I hope you weird people know what weird means now!
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a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
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An "athlete" who tries half as hard as everyone else on the team.
Someone on the team who comes out to half the games and half the practices and never works hard.
Very common in hockey, especially on the B teams. Also known as doggin' it
Man 1: Hey Jim did you see Bob's half-assed performance...he was really doggin it out there tonight
Man 2: He calls himself an athelete?!....More like a HALFLETE
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Coonpoon is basically total bullshit. If something totally uncalled for happens it is called Coonpoon. It is also a racoon's vagina.
Dude the way that Ashlee Simpson sounded at the Orange Bowl was total coonpoon!
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