choded v.

when a female find out her boyfriend penis is too short and she cannot work with it. The hockey puck phenomenon in action.

I totally went down on Larry last night and definitely got choded.

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WWIH

White woman in Harlem, upset at the world, mad as hell.

When I heard what he did I was a white woman in Harlem

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jeans cock

Jeans cock is extremely long, black, hairy, wide, thick, and furry. It extends from Jean Martin all the way to the planet of Pluto. On its way to pluto, it goes through Uranus (HAR!). Jeans cock is also extremely black, so watch out for it sneaking up on you in the middle of the night as it can easily disguise itself as the sky.

Also, watch out for jeans cock on black friday. oooooooooosmf!

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jeanology

jeanuis, the philosphy of JJ, thinking like Jean

She believed in jeanology and practiced it.

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