pervis

a creature who only baths in c-plus and only consumes similar orange products. He insists on being the most aggressive lover one's ever had the misfortune of spending 8 seconds with. It's name is derived from pervert and travis. It's been mistaken for an orangutan and is often reported as a zoo escapee. It will do all your drugs, drink all your beer and wait until you are asleep and touch you where you pee.

Owe, my pee-hole burns and I think my drugs & beer have been consumed. Why is there orange hair and residue in my bath tub? I think Pervis showed up while we were asleep.

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