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When you're pokerfacing through any situation in life... and it always works out .
Yeah I told them I had 4 years of experience even though I had 2, but I was sashin' hard so I got the offer and the bonus.
Even though I was the one kicking Joe's ass in school, I was sashin' so hard... Joe was the one who got detention.
The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.
Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"