golden valley

a female vagina

Dude, I was down in my girl's golden valley last night..I could eat that shit for hours!

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pillow topping

When a man thrusts his penis between a woman's large, soft butt-cheeks, eventually ejaculating on he back. Similar to titty-fucking, but with the butt-cheeks. No penetration, just a jack off with the cheeks.

I got up behind her and totally pillow topped that bitch. I was pillow topping her again and again, then blew my wad right up her back.

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conady

The act of shoving a piece of candy, i.e., Laffy Taffy, Tootsie Roll, Jolly Rancher, Starburst, etc., up a woman's butthole when you are giving it to her from behind, usually right as you are cumming.

I was hitting her from behind and I conadied her with a Laffy Taffy!

Man, that girl I took home from the bar last night, I totally gave her the conady!

space cruise

A "space cruise" is a long drive, usually on desolate roads, in which the people in the car smoke marijuana and get high during the drive. The term is thought to have originated on the Iron Range.

Dude, we can't smoke pot in the house because my parents are home. Let's jump in the car and go on a space cruise.

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Panelology

Comic book collecting.

Panelology is a hobby that treats comic books and related items as artwork to be sought after and preserved.

That panelologist has a collection of over 2,000 well-preserved and well-protected comic books. He's really into panelology.

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daytime

Daytime: noun. The quality or condition of being dramatic.

It's a replacement word (synonym) for "drama."

For example: if your girl (or guy) is acting all dramatic say, "Damn, why you gotta be so daytime?!"

Or you are observing someone making a scene at the bar or something, you would say, "Damn, that bitch is daytime!"

Or we could say, "There's a whole 'lotta daytime up in these forums!"

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bro-touring

A hopped up muscle car used to go to the bars and clubs, driven by a "bro" mostly likely wearing axe body spray, polo shirt collar popped, and drinking some kind of sparkly energy drink.

Dude, let's all hop into the Dodge, light up a blunt, and do some bro-touring downtown!