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poo stain

The residual shit stain that cannot be removed from one's underpants.

After several washes Dave's long poo stain remained apparent on his titey whiteys.

by jeff February 13, 2004

57πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


shpap

A swift slap to the forehead using one's penis.

If you don't give me that ice cream, I will shpap you silly.

by jeff February 15, 2004

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


the shocker

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.

2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney.

2 in the squack, 1 in the back.

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.

Self explanatory.

by jeff July 12, 2003

12πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


trying

trying is something should never be done under any circumstance...for example this site has to many ppl trying...2 see someone that tried look up civic?

hey...look at me im trying...by looking ehhhhh

by jeff April 11, 2005

19πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Free Mandela

v. To take a big poop. Dump. Shit.

"Sorry guys, I'll meet up with you later. I have to run home and Free Mandela."

by jeff February 15, 2005

31πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


rat with fuzzy tail

The common grey squirrel.

Bob chased that rat with a fuzzy tail out of the garage

by jeff September 13, 2004

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Wagmen

A person who tries to help out miserable creatures like Jeffs but fail tragicly because the jeff is a lost cause or because the Wagmen has no idea what she is talking about.

Wow, look at that wagmen, she is just wasting her time trying to help that pathetic boy.

by jeff January 28, 2004

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž