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Suck at life

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.

adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.

by jeff October 26, 2004

123πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


UrbanSpectre

When a woman sucks a man's rectal opening accompanied by the man excreting fecal matter into her mouth. This is often followed by severe diarrhea and vomiting, in which the woman has to clean up with her tongue. The man is nowhere to be found.

That guy urbanspectred her..She never saw him again.

by jeff September 30, 2004

30πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Ignition Remix

A song by R Kelly, but really written by Tounsel, its hot and fresh out the kitchen. Gimme that toot toot, and let me give you that meep meep.

I jerked off 3 times to the Ignition Remix Video.

by jeff March 11, 2003

10πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Goosin

someone who's just rippin.

Just fuckin goosin it!

(in a vehicle)

by jeff August 22, 2003

12πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Actionate

v. 1: To put forth a great deal of action.
2: To get from Point A to Point B with an immense amount of speed, usually includes breaking Point C before arriving to Point B.
3: To literally punch a brick wall and cause it to burst into flame.

"Ginny is is danger! We've gotta ACTIONATE!"

by jeff February 18, 2004

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Chegh'Chew Jaj'Vam Jaj'Kak

Klingon for: today is a good day to die

Chegh'Chew Jaj'Vam Jaj'Kak, muther fucker

by jeff May 16, 2004

19πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


indelible

Using the adjective 'indelible' with a bad connotation. When you say something is indelible, you are saying that it is indelibly retarded. As in, the subject's stupidity leaves a lasting mark on you. It can also be used as a noun to describe someone who is indelible.

You left your car running in the parking lot for two hours unattended! You are indelible.

Stop being such an indelible.

by jeff January 30, 2003

26πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž