JASUB

(J)ust (A)nother (S)tupid (U)nreliable (B)itch ... acronym created by Jeff Chandler

Every single girl on this fucking earth is JASUB.

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ervdaperv

a distgustinly ugly human being who is incredibly gay, yet straight at the same time and hits on every female in sight. (See "ervert")

Look at that ervdaperv! No! Stop! Don't touch that person there!

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Peeman2

The Second best thing on earth.

I am the second best thing on earth, PEEMAN2

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Property of Ones

A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one. In laymans terms, A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all

Acording to the Property of Ones, this one has a low oneitude level

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Almy

To take the easy way out or to eat excessively.

(1) I was too tired to take the stairs, so I pulled an Almy.(2) My girlfriend Almyed her way through an entire freakin' pizza.

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Breasticals

Ones breast looks like testicals.

That fucking kid has breasticals!

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hambone

Term given to male college students who are jocks, gym-rats, beer-drinkers or business majors. They generally attend frat parties and always wear a collared shirt tuck neatly into thier pants. Hambones will engage in debates with other hambones that consist of "which are the best Dave Matthews Band lyrics" or the cheapest place to buy a "30-rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon." You can spot hambones driving Jeep wranglers and at the gym discussing with their hambone buddies about the girl they hooked up with the night before.

Dude, lets go the frat party, they'll be other hambones there and they have a beer pong table.

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